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作品:《我靠宠妃系统当了秦始皇的国师

十四岁的青霓“我是一名钓鱼佬!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;曾统低头写,&nb;&nb;写的还是大白话,对照着少年话语一字不错,如果有真正史官在这里,&nb;&nb;就会发现这种记录纯粹是在哄小孩子玩。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;哪家正史是这么记啊!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;十四岁的青霓愤怒拍桌“我钓了八天鱼!整整八天啊,一条鱼也没钓上来,&nb;&nb;全是鞋子、木桩、死老鼠、棺材——居然还有死尸!你说这……你是在笑吗?”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;曾统啪嗒啪嗒敲着笔杆子,&nb;&nb;一脸严肃“你看错了。”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“哦!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;那大概真的是他看错了!

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我钓了八天都没钓上鱼,&nb;&nb;你说这合理吗!一定是这世界有问题,它针对我!我琢磨着,不能让我那些朋友看笑话,钓不到鱼,&nb;&nb;我去钓人总行了吧!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“等会儿……”曾统客气地打断“冒昧问一下,&nb;&nb;什么是钓人?”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“唔,&nb;&nb;就是把人当猎物!钓鱼,把鱼当猎物,钓人,就是把人当猎物嘛。”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;曾统神经敏感地跳动。他望着十四岁的青霓,谨慎地没有说话。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;难道这人是强盗?匪徒?打家劫舍,&nb;&nb;谋财害命?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我把家传的瘊子甲拿了出来!设了个陷阱,让金贼以为我家传手艺是瘊子甲,&nb;&nb;把我带去营寨,&nb;&nb;他们长官完颜蒙适心思缜密,没有一来就收下我,&nb;&nb;而是让我进了他们火房中,打打下手,&nb;&nb;日常有三五金贼监视我,&nb;&nb;我足足潜伏了一个月,&nb;&nb;他们才慢慢消掉戒心!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;曾统微微垂下眼眸,心中只觉好笑。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;这人真是不会扯谎,瘊子甲都冒出来了,他难道不知此物做法是朝廷机密,等闲人探寻不得?

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;也罢,就当陪小孩子玩了,由他说吧,只等他说完离开,好补个觉。

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“然后!”

&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;十四岁的青霓眉飞色舞。在曾统看来,就是此人半点不心虚,谎话张口就来“完颜蒙适驻扎在浚州黎阳县城东土山上,后来被宋军打得丢盔弃甲,退往侯兆川。那边山上大把荨麻,我拿去给完颜蒙适吃,他吃着好吃,就毫无戒心地将这玩意引进了厨房,根本不知道自己要完犊子了哈哈!我耐心潜伏,
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